Karim checked into a futuristic motel in Hong Kong
Realizing he needed a haircut before his meeting, he called down to the frontdesk reception to ask if there is a barber on the premises. Just to look smart!
"I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall from your room is a vending machines for various services."
Skeptical but intrigued, Karim located the machine, inserted RM5, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and spin. Fifteen seconds he pulled out his head, look into the mirror which reflected the nice and neat haircut ... Walla!
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, "Manicures RM2." "Why not?" Karim thought.
He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and spin. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were nicely manicured. Trully impressed!!
The next machine had a sign that read: "Machine that provides the service man needed when away from their Wife - 50 Cents only!"
So Karim looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening.
When the machine started buzzing, he let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off.
Relieved beyond description ... and with trembling hands , he was able to withdraw his member... which now had a button neatly sewn on the end.
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