dari ruyung yang pecah maka sagu bertaburan, 
dari katak yang tidak mati bila menyeberangi jalan, 
dari lembu yang mempertahankan hak namanya, 
dari meja yang ditepuk dan gelas pecah,
dari otak pemikir marhaen yang rendah IQnya, 
dari pandangan serong mata hati, 
dari racauan jiwa yang kacau,
dari kail sejengkal laut dah diduga,
dari anjing yang berjaya meruntuhkan bukit,
dari kelawar yang jaga siang,
dari pungguk yang cuba merindui mentari,
dari tikus yang berjaya membaiki labu,
dari 1Hz ke infiniti,
dan.....

-de' owner-

14 December 2008

Ini Ada Satu Ceritera

Bombay: Ah Beng was travelling in a crowded bus. As he took out hiswallet to pay the fare, his passport-size photograph accidentally fellfrom his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found it onthe floor, below the ends of a woman's long sari.

He asked her "Can you lift up your sari? I wanna take photograph"
He was beaten up so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital.

He was surprised to see his Singaporean friend, Ah Seng, on the bednext to him, in a worse condition.

Ah Seng explained what happened to him.

He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missedthe last bus.
He couldn't find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house and askedthe owner whether he can stay there for the night.The owner replied "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allowyou to stay".

He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there forthe night.The owner replied, "I have 3 grown up daughters."Sorry, I can't allow you to stay".

He went to the next house and asked: "Do you have grown up daughters?"The Owner asked, "WHY?????????"Ah Seng replied, "I wanted to stay here for a night....."The next thing he knew, he was in the hospital bed.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS:"WORDS GET YOU INTO DEEP TROUBLE IF YOU DON'T USE IT CORRECTLY"

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