dari ruyung yang pecah maka sagu bertaburan, 
dari katak yang tidak mati bila menyeberangi jalan, 
dari lembu yang mempertahankan hak namanya, 
dari meja yang ditepuk dan gelas pecah,
dari otak pemikir marhaen yang rendah IQnya, 
dari pandangan serong mata hati, 
dari racauan jiwa yang kacau,
dari kail sejengkal laut dah diduga,
dari anjing yang berjaya meruntuhkan bukit,
dari kelawar yang jaga siang,
dari pungguk yang cuba merindui mentari,
dari tikus yang berjaya membaiki labu,
dari 1Hz ke infiniti,
dan.....

-de' owner-

17 December 2008

ubat jiwa 7

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide
who was in charge.

"I should be in charge", said the brain, "because I run all the
body's systems,so without me nothing would happen".

"I should be in charge", said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen
all over, so without me you'd all waste away".

"I should be in charge", said the stomach, "because I process food
and give all of you energy".

"I should be in charge" said the legs, "because I carry the body
wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge" said the eyes, "because I allow the body to
see where it goes."

"I should be in charge", said the rectum, "because I'm responsible
for waste removal".

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so
in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a
terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the
eyes got watery and the blood was toxic.

They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The moral of the story......?

You don't have to be important to be in charge... just an ASSHOLE!

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