dari ruyung yang pecah maka sagu bertaburan, 
dari katak yang tidak mati bila menyeberangi jalan, 
dari lembu yang mempertahankan hak namanya, 
dari meja yang ditepuk dan gelas pecah,
dari otak pemikir marhaen yang rendah IQnya, 
dari pandangan serong mata hati, 
dari racauan jiwa yang kacau,
dari kail sejengkal laut dah diduga,
dari anjing yang berjaya meruntuhkan bukit,
dari kelawar yang jaga siang,
dari pungguk yang cuba merindui mentari,
dari tikus yang berjaya membaiki labu,
dari 1Hz ke infiniti,
dan.....

-de' owner-

14 December 2008

boleh percaya ka

menteli 10 sen kasi tau
kalau minyak stay bawah as$83
malaysia munya rega minyak stay rm1.90

gelenti manyak olang puji ini menteli
gua talak mau puji
gua juga talak mau keji

gua talak percaya

dulu ini menteli
mangun dali tido ada cakap
minyak naik ogos
tapi sebelum mau tido
minyak naik manyak

manyak keleta pelegi isi minyak itu malam
manyak jam ooo

jadi sekalang gua talak PERCAYA

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hehehehehe..lebih kurang mcm teman punya je..
sama bangsa n sama warna..cumanya..
teman punya handy..band vhf..
hat ni x tau la band apa..
band boi kot..
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Ini Ada Satu Ceritera

Bombay: Ah Beng was travelling in a crowded bus. As he took out hiswallet to pay the fare, his passport-size photograph accidentally fellfrom his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found it onthe floor, below the ends of a woman's long sari.

He asked her "Can you lift up your sari? I wanna take photograph"
He was beaten up so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital.

He was surprised to see his Singaporean friend, Ah Seng, on the bednext to him, in a worse condition.

Ah Seng explained what happened to him.

He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missedthe last bus.
He couldn't find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house and askedthe owner whether he can stay there for the night.The owner replied "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allowyou to stay".

He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there forthe night.The owner replied, "I have 3 grown up daughters."Sorry, I can't allow you to stay".

He went to the next house and asked: "Do you have grown up daughters?"The Owner asked, "WHY?????????"Ah Seng replied, "I wanted to stay here for a night....."The next thing he knew, he was in the hospital bed.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS:"WORDS GET YOU INTO DEEP TROUBLE IF YOU DON'T USE IT CORRECTLY"

Joke & AdviSe

1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.He shoots his friend and kills him.Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'

2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....

3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

4. Importance of a period
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'

5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential? 'Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '

6. Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'Wife: 'I clean the toilet.' Husband: 'How does that help?' Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'

Susahnya Soalan matematik ni!!!!

Siapa yg rasa dia terror matematik tu boleh cuba jawab...
Sekarang si ibu 21 tahun lebih tua dari anaknya.6 tahun kemudian, umur ibunya adalah 5 kali ganda umur anaknya.

SOALAN:Bapanya sekarang berada di mana ?Silakan berpikir dan menjawab secara ilmiah/matematik, sila buktikan bahawa kamu punya kemampuan untukberpikir secara wajar...Tetapi...... .Jikalau kamu malas, terlalu sibuk, terlalu...dll yangmembuat kamu tidak mahu menghitung atau tidak percaya bahawa hal ini bukan JOKE semata.....
cuba lihat jawapan di bawah...













Sekarang ibunya (M) 21 tahun lebih tua dari anaknya(A) M = A + 21 6 tahun kemudian, umur

ibunya jadi 5 kali ganda umur anakM + 6 = (A + 6) x 5 dimana M = A + 21A + 21 + 6 = (A + 6)

x 5A + 27 = 5A + 3027 - 30 = 5A - A-3 = 4AA = -3/4

Bererti umur anaknya sekarang* 3/4 tahun = - 3/4 x 12 bulan = - 9 bulan.

Bererti anaknya sekarang belum lahir (akan lahirkira-kira 9 bulan kemudian)





Kesimpulannya, sekarang Bapanya berada di ...atas ibunya atau di bawah atau di sebelah (mengikutposisi kesukaan masing-masing) . Si anak baru hendak dihasilkan ...ha... ha... ha.... Dah pi buat keje jangan nak fikir lagi posisi apa pulak yang best.... he he he