dari ruyung yang pecah maka sagu bertaburan, 
dari katak yang tidak mati bila menyeberangi jalan, 
dari lembu yang mempertahankan hak namanya, 
dari meja yang ditepuk dan gelas pecah,
dari otak pemikir marhaen yang rendah IQnya, 
dari pandangan serong mata hati, 
dari racauan jiwa yang kacau,
dari kail sejengkal laut dah diduga,
dari anjing yang berjaya meruntuhkan bukit,
dari kelawar yang jaga siang,
dari pungguk yang cuba merindui mentari,
dari tikus yang berjaya membaiki labu,
dari 1Hz ke infiniti,
dan.....

-de' owner-

14 January 2009

geletek sikit 11

An armed robber from Serbia run into a bank wearing a balaclava and a shotgun. He demanded a cashier to hand over all the money they had. After getting around £30,000 ($46000) in cash he run out of the bank.

While the staff were still recovering from the shock of the robbery, the robber, now without his balaclava and shotgun, walked in to the bank to settle his overdraft.

Staff recognised the distinctive trainers he’d been wearing and called police. Police said:

“They could not believe their eyes when they saw a man wearing the same shoes come back in and kept him in the bank talking about his overdraft while our officers arrived.”

The man is now arrested and will be charged with armed robbery.

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