dari ruyung yang pecah maka sagu bertaburan, 
dari katak yang tidak mati bila menyeberangi jalan, 
dari lembu yang mempertahankan hak namanya, 
dari meja yang ditepuk dan gelas pecah,
dari otak pemikir marhaen yang rendah IQnya, 
dari pandangan serong mata hati, 
dari racauan jiwa yang kacau,
dari kail sejengkal laut dah diduga,
dari anjing yang berjaya meruntuhkan bukit,
dari kelawar yang jaga siang,
dari pungguk yang cuba merindui mentari,
dari tikus yang berjaya membaiki labu,
dari 1Hz ke infiniti,
dan.....

-de' owner-

22 January 2009

Material Beliefs

An Italian parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he’s getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off. More than a little distraught, the Italian grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive.

Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the Italian starts screaming hysterically:
“My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it spends at the panel beaters it’ll simply never be the same again!”

After the Italian finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust:
“I can’t believe how materialistic you Italians are,” he says.
“You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else in your life.”

“How can you say such a thing at a time like this?”, snaps the Italian.

The policeman replies, “Didn’t you realize that your arm was torn off when the truck hit you?”

The Italian looks down in absolute horror and screams………

“Aaaaaargh!!! Where’s my Rolex???”

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Name : Mara Carfagna
Country : Italy
Position : Member of Chamber of Deputies (Campania 2), Minister for Equal Opportunity
Party : Il Popolo della Libertà (The People of Freedom)
Info : Having ditched a career as a show girl on Italian TV, Mara is now what Monica Lewinsky could only dream of becoming: successful, relevant, and hot. With reports that her meteoric political rise was fueled by sexual favors to the prime minister, Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi went on national TV and proclaimed that if he weren't married, he would marry Mara in a heartbeat. Bravo, Silvio!

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Nama : Ruby Dhalla
Country : Canada
Position : Member of the Canadian House of Commons, Brampton–Springdale
Party : Liberal
Info : Dhalla has been money in Parliament as a twice-elected member of the Liberals. So much so that the opposition tried to woo her to their side in order to court the all-important woman, immigrant, and horny-male vote. Luckily, we qualify for one…maybe two…of those blocs.

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Miss Wasilla 1984
Name : Sarah Palin
Country : U.S.A.
Position : Governor of Alaska, GOP VP nominee
Party : Republican
Info : After being crowned Miss Wasilla in 1984, Sarah Barracuda snatched up the mayoral seat 12 years later, garnering a groundswell of 616 votes. Looking to shake up his presidential campaign (and [cough, cough] lure away Hillary supporters [cough, cough]), McCain picked as his running mate the only person keeping our 49th state from being annexed by the Russians. (Sorry, Alaska, you can't hide hotties like her up there without some needling.)

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